What movies have not aged well?

Moonraker

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Is using tech to track or monitor your partner’s activities a sign of love, insecurity, or control?

A View to a Kill

Diamonds Are Forever

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

The Labour Party wants to put the Winter fuel allowance and the £800,000 of gifts received by ministers behind us. Is this a real option for the people who will suffer as our new masters unapologeticly feast on freebies?

From Russia With Love

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Sorry, Trump supporters, but eventually it will have to be asked: Why didn't Trump do as well in his first term as he is doing NOW?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Dr No

Do leftists understand why young men are becoming more right-wing?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

What type of sex do women prefer, oral, anal, or vaginal?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”Ah so!”

-J W Pepper

I took a video of my serve (60 FPS) and it took 0.4 seconds from my racket to the service line. How fast would you say my serve was?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

The Man with the Golden Gun

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Why did Donald Trump and Melania Trump sleep in different rooms?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-All the bad guys are black.

-”She is very sexyful!”

What are some mind-blowing facts that sound unreal but are actually true?

Live and Let Die

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

You Only Live Twice

Why do North Indians, living in Bangalore, not bother to learn Kannada?

Octopussy

Goldfinger

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

Why does my 5-year-old daughter keep repeating the words 'they will come for us, they will find us and touch us'? I'm quite scared.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Can trans people tell me what the criteria for a woman is excluding self identification (facts do not rely on self belief)?